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Greeting Cards

Honest and swear-y greeting cards to make your favorite people giggle and/or swoon.

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Actual card for your birthday... card - Craft Boner

Actual card for your birthday... card

$4.50

Bad Bitch Birthday Vibes Greeting Card

$4.50

Birthday Fun Day to Think About Mortality Greeting Card

$4.50

Happy birthday, dipshit card - Craft Boner

Happy birthday, dipshit card

$4.50

Happy fucking birthday card - Craft Boner

Happy fucking birthday card

$4.50

Joint in here card - Craft Boner

Joint in here card

$4.50

Shots! Shots! Shots! card - Craft Boner

Shots! Shots! Shots! card

$4.50

Society dictates that I give you a card card - Craft Boner

Society dictates that I give you a card card

$4.50

Spoiler alert: your present is booze card - Craft Boner

Spoiler alert: your present is booze card

$4.50

Tom Brady sucks birthday card - Craft Boner

Tom Brady sucks birthday card

$4.50

Tom Brady sucks holiday card - Craft Boner

Tom Brady sucks holiday card

From $4.50 - $18.00

Validate your existence birthday card - Craft Boner

Validate your existence birthday card

$4.50

Welcome to 30 Birthday Greeting Card

$4.50

You're not dead yet card - Craft Boner

You're not dead yet card

$4.50

You're old as fuck card - Craft Boner

You're old as fuck card

$4.50

You've done some pretty stupid shit card - Craft Boner

You've done some pretty stupid shit card

$4.50

Your penis is my favorite card - Craft Boner

Your penis is my favorite card

$4.50

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