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Greeting Cards

Honest and swear-y greeting cards to make your favorite people giggle and/or swoon.
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Bein' a dad ain't easy greeting card

$4.50
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Bein' a mom ain't easy greeting card

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Even though it's not genetic... Father's Day card

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Even though it's not genetic... Mother's Day card

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Father's Day sucks greeting card

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High five your uterus card - Craft Boner
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High five your uterus card

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I love your dad bod card - Craft Boner
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I love your dad bod card

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Love you more than dad card - Craft Boner
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Love you more than dad card

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Love you more than mom card - Craft Boner
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Love you more than mom card

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Mother's Day sucks greeting card

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Sorry for being an asshole when I was a teenager card - Craft Boner
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Sorry for being an asshole when I was a teenager card

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Unprotected sex with dad card - Craft Boner
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Unprotected sex with dad card

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Unprotected sex with mom card - Craft Boner
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Unprotected sex with mom card

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You're my dad and it's Father's Day greeting card

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You're my mom and it's Mother's Day greeting card

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You're the kind of Dad I wish I'd had greeting card

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You're the kind of Mom I wish I'd had greeting card

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