Greeting Cards

Honest and swear-y greeting cards to make your favorite people giggle and/or swoon.

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'Dem titties card

$4.50

Be Kind to Yourself Greeting Card

$4.50

Be patient with my pussy card

$4.50

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Being with you feels like putting on sweats... greeting card

$4.50

Bouquet of boners card

$4.50

Doing nothing with you... card

$4.50

Figure a way to teleport... card

$4.50

Fuckin' morning person card

$4.50

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Hey bae card

$2.00

$4.50

I fucking love you card

$4.50

I like having sex with you card

$4.50

I like your lady parts card

$4.50

I love you and I like you card

$4.50

I love you even though you're not The Rock card

$4.50

I love your dad bod card

$4.50

Let's cuddle and binge watch something card

$4.50

Mary Kate & Ashley in the nineties card

$4.50

Not a dick pic card

$4.50

Other people suck card

$4.50

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Our silly lil life together is my favorite thing greeting card

$4.50

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