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Greeting Cards

Honest and swear-y greeting cards to make your favorite people giggle and/or swoon.
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'Dem titties card - Craft Boner
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'Dem titties card

$4.50
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Be Kind to Yourself Greeting Card

$4.50
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Be patient with my pussy card - Craft Boner
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Be patient with my pussy card

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Being with you feels like putting on sweats... greeting card

$4.50
Bouquet of boners card - Craft Boner
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Bouquet of boners card

$4.50
Doing nothing with you... card - Craft Boner
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Doing nothing with you... card

$4.50
Figure a way to teleport... card - Craft Boner
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Figure a way to teleport... card

$4.50
Fuckin' morning person card - Craft Boner
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Fuckin' morning person card

$4.50
I fucking love you card - Craft Boner
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I fucking love you card

$4.50
I like having sex with you card - Craft Boner
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I like having sex with you card

$4.50
I like your lady parts card - Craft Boner
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I like your lady parts card

$4.50
I love you and I like you card - Craft Boner
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I love you and I like you card

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I love you even though you're not The Rock card - Craft Boner
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I love you even though you're not The Rock card

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I love your dad bod card - Craft Boner
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I love your dad bod card

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If I get murdered... greeting card

$4.50
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If you start a cult... greeting card

$4.50
Let's cuddle and binge watch something card - Craft Boner
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Let's cuddle and binge watch something card

$4.50
Mary Kate & Ashley in the nineties card - Craft Boner
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Mary Kate & Ashley in the nineties card

$4.50
Not a dick pic card - Craft Boner
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Not a dick pic card

$4.50
Other people suck card - Craft Boner
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Other people suck card

$4.50