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Birthday Fun Day to Think About Mortality Greeting Card

$4.50

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Birthday Fun Day to Think About Mortality Greeting Card

$4.50

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      If you aren't thinking about your own mortality on your birthday are you even a human being?  

      ✨THE DEETS ✨

      ✨ Card reads, “Birthdays are fun days where you also get the opportunity to think about your own mortality”

      ✨ Blank inside

      ✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

      ✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

      ✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

      ✨ These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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