Greeting Cards

Honest and swear-y greeting cards to make your favorite people giggle and/or swoon.

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'Dem titties card

$4.50

Ain't nobody got time for that card

$4.50

Fuck it card

$4.50

Fuckin' morning person card

$4.50

Hey! Fuck you card

$4.50

I love your dad bod card

$4.50

If I had a penis... card

$4.50

Joint in here card

$4.50

Mary Kate & Ashley in the nineties card

$4.50

National treasure card

$4.50

Not a dick pic card

$4.50

Ohhhhh mahhhh gerdddd! card

$4.50

Reminder you're doing a fucking great job card

$4.50

Society dictates that I give you a card card

$4.50

Sorry about your resting bitch face card

$4.50

Sorry for being an asshole when I was a teenager card

$4.50

Spoiler alert: your present is booze card

$4.50

Text but better card

$4.50

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Thanks for letting me raw dog card

$2.00

$4.50

The vagina wants what she wants card

$4.50

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