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Greeting Cards

Honest and swear-y greeting cards to make your favorite people giggle and/or swoon.
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Your penis is my favorite card - Craft Boner
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Your penis is my favorite card

$4.50
Happy birthday, dipshit card - Craft Boner
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Happy birthday, dipshit card

$4.50
Your vagina deserves so much better card - Craft Boner
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Your vagina deserves so much better card

$4.50
Jelly & jelly sandwich card - Craft Boner
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Jelly & jelly sandwich card

$4.50
Love you more than mom card - Craft Boner
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Love you more than mom card

$4.50
Love you more than dad card - Craft Boner
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Love you more than dad card

$4.50
I like having sex with you card - Craft Boner
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I like having sex with you card

$4.50
Not a dick pic card - Craft Boner
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Not a dick pic card

$4.50
Serial killer card - Craft Boner
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Serial killer card

$4.50
You're a badass bitch card - Craft Boner
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You're a badass bitch card

$4.50
Pinterest engagement card - Craft Boner
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Pinterest engagement card

$4.50
Be my bridesmaid card - Craft Boner
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Be my bridesmaid card

$4.50
Weirdos found each other card - Craft Boner
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Weirdos found each other card

$4.50
You made a tiny human card - Craft Boner
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You made a tiny human card

$4.50
Hey girl hey card - Craft Boner
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Hey girl hey card

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Wine drunk card - Craft Boner
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Wine drunk card

$4.50
I like your lady parts card - Craft Boner
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I like your lady parts card

$4.50
You're the tits card - Craft Boner
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You're the tits card

$4.50
Thanks for being my slam piece card - Craft Boner
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Thanks for being my slam piece card

$4.50
Proper grammar card - Craft Boner
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Proper grammar card

$4.50