Pretend this holiday card says something warm and fuzzy... card

This holiday card is completely self explanatory. And also completely funny.  

“Pretend this holiday card says something warm & fuzzy. Or don't. I don't give a shit.” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a light blue square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside. 

These cards come as singles or as an 8-pack to give all your friends and family a holiday chuckle. 

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but I try my best to make every card excellent. 

These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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