Holiday cheer!
Celebrate the holidays with curse words and all other kinds of festive swag!
Check out all of our holiday cards here.
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Fa-la-fucking-la card
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Hope spending time with your family... card
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Happy holidays, motherfuckers card
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I couldn't get my damn family... card
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Merry fucking Christmas card
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Y'all motherfuckers need Santa card
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Santa doesn't care if you're a slut card
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'Tis the season to get wasted card
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Pretend this holiday card says something warm and fuzzy... card
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What if Santa were real?... card
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All I want for Christmas... card
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Christmas is for carbs card
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Jolliest bunch of assholes card
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Tried to get you Ryan Gosling for Christmas... card
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Santa is a creep card
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Seasons greeting or whatever card
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Time to bust out the shitty made-for-TV holiday rom-coms card
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Actual card for the holidays card
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Ho ho hoes before bro bro bros card
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