Joined in the eyes of the government card

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  • Joined in the eyes of the government card - Craft Boner
  • Joined in the eyes of the government card - Craft Boner

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A little bit of honesty and laughter for the newlyweds on the happiest day of their life. 

✨THE DEETS ✨

✨ Card reads, “Wow, you guys are legally joined in the eyes of the government, bet that's super cool and also a little bit terrifying."

✨ Blank inside

✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

✨ These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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