A card for those of who know that the best way to be jolly is by throwing an f-bomb in the mix.

“Merry fucking Christmas” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a grape purple square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.

These cards come as singles or as an 8-pack to give all your friends and family a holiday chuckle.

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we do our best to make every card excellent.

These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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Merry fucking Christmas card

$4.50